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The Urinating Pickup Artist
Timothy Paez is the man. He’s got moves that, well, nobody else has ever tried. And with good reason. The only date he picked up last Saturday night was an arraignment date. Paez went out to Shooter’s...
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It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! Ouch, It’s A Bird!
Six Flags Great Adventure is one of the world’s best amusement parks, and its Kingda Ka roller coaster is one of the world’s best, with a height of 45 stories and top speeds of 128 miles per hour. When...
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Swimming In A Sea Of Pee
With the Olympics in full swing, The Huffington Post, bastion of fine investigative journalism, answers today’s most burning question: “Do Olympic Swimmers Pee In The Pool?” The answer, apparently, is...
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Women Too Delicate For Manly German Waterslide
Men can reach speeds of up to 72 kilometers per hour on the X-treme Faser water slide at Galaxy Rutschenparadies, which is part of the Therme Erding sauna complex near Munich. Women can watch from the...
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Are You Exposing Your Child To Grave Danger? The Hidden Threat That May Be...
We know you try to protect your child from all harm. We know you would never knowingly expose them to danger of any kind. But what you may not know could hurt them. A common household item was...
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DC Man Orders TV, Gets Assault Rifle Instead
We don’t know if Seth Horvitz enjoys action movies, but his recent attempt to purchase a new television online left him with more action than he bargained for. Horvitz opened the package he received,...
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Baleful Bailer’s Tail Ends In Jail
A classic tale. Man posts $5000 bond as bail for second man. Second man doesn’t pay back quickly enough. First man beats second man with claw hammer. First man goes to jail on $350,000 bond....
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Coley Oneal Mitchell: Naked, Drunk Lab Tech- Now With Escaped Monkeys
Coley Oneal Mitchell had a plan. A bad plan. We’re not quite sure what it was, but the 32 year old lab technician was “found drunk, partially nude in locker room while 2 monkeys loose in lab“, so the...
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Skunk Works- Too Well
Warning, kids- if you’re going to be hanging out with stupid cousins with guns this Halloween, make sure your costume isn’t even remotely realistic. This is a lesson learned the hard way by a 9 year...
View ArticleTaking A Stand Against Ketchup- Subway Worker Refuses To Give In To Ketchup...
They’re everywhere. The Ketchup rebels are gaining strength against the sandwich traditionalists. The battle has even reached a Subway inside a Walmart in what was thought to be an anti-Ketchup...
View ArticleCollege swimmer drowns during lifeguard tryouts | New York Post
College swimmer drowns during lifeguard tryouts (nypost.com) If someone dies trying out to be a lifeguard(and we extend our sympathies to the family), shouldn’t everyone else present at the tryout fail?
View ArticleCincinnati Man Walks Into Kroger- And You Won’t Believe What Happens Next
Man accused of defecating on scanner at Kroger in Cincinnati | cleveland.com (cleveland.com) When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go.
View ArticleNY Post Says Best-selling Author Who Killed Herself Killed David Bowie
Best-selling author leaped to death off London balcony | Page Six (pagesix.com) Sad news, as the NY Post reports that author Wendy Leigh has committed suicide. But odder still is the allegation that...
View ArticleShanghai Disneyland Etiquette Guide Released By Chinese Government Following...
Shanghai Disneyland Etiquette Guide Released By Chinese Government Following Public Defecation And Graffiti On Park Grounds (inquisitr.com)
View ArticleN.C. woman buys $30 freezer at yard sale, finds body inside – NY Daily News
N.C. woman buys $30 freezer at yard sale, finds body inside - NY Daily News (nydailynews.com)
View ArticleDrones to unleash vaccine-laced pellets in bid to save endangered ferrets |...
Drones to unleash vaccine-laced pellets in bid to save endangered ferrets | Environment | The Guardian (theguardian.com)
View ArticleGoat drowns trying to escape crowd snapping its picture | New York Post
Goat drowns trying to escape crowd snapping its picture | New York Post (nypost.com)
View ArticleWorst neighbor ever cooks urine, causes building evacuation | New York Post
Worst neighbor ever cooks urine, causes building evacuation | New York Post (nypost.com)
View ArticleColorado man lassos bear with cheese balls jar stuck on head – NY Daily News
Colorado man lassos bear with cheese balls jar stuck on head - NY Daily News (nydailynews.com)
View ArticleFlorida grandmother ordered to leave illegal treehouse home
Florida grandmother ordered to leave illegal treehouse home (NY Daily News) She says she won't leave her precious treehouse even though the county has ordered her to.
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